“First of all, I pulled some punches with Cuba. Would’ve passed them by completely — the folks there have fer sure suffered enough from the stupid US boycott — but there’s still the official corruption.
And then Florida — which can’t be separated from Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee & Mississippi. First of all, this is the absolute heartland of lynchings; a couple thousand at least, and if you think all that blood doesn’t still cry out like tinnitus in my ears every day, you’re deef as a post.
Next, because I already whacked the Carolinas last year, and NC got enough of the message to elect a Dem guvnor & kinda “repeal” that HB (Hell Bill) Two. It was a start; but that loudmouth Franklin Graham is getting on my last nerve.
Anyway, also among the living, what a collection of pitiful excuses for “leaders”: from Florida’s dingbat denier Scott and that empty suit, two-legged tapedeck Rubio in Florida, to Alabama —
Do I really have to mention Jefferson Beauregard “DACA-Demolisher” Sessions? (Yes, can’t be helped.)
And their soon-to-be new U.S. Senator, double-disgraced “judge” Roy Moore (whose role in DC may be to make Rubio look almost smart by contrast).
So then on to Memphis– and because of Elvis & Beale Street I’ll maybe ease up some there too.
But really, we’re talking about the hometown of the old South’s biggest slave-seller, Nathan Bedford (“I also invented the KKK”) Forrest, whose statue still stands, almost as mean as life). It oughta be leveled; not to mention that Tennessee creepo the Orange Man wanted to put at the head of the Army? Come on.
And notice that I’ll make another right turn there, mostly sliding past St. Louis — but that’s only because of the Cardinals, not the beer. (You bet Ima baseball fan.)
Besides, I’ve gotta cut a slice out of McConnell’s Kentucky, and rinse off some of the stink from the counties where the Clerks are still pretending same sex marriage ain’t “Christian” (as if THEY would know).
And then it’s smack into Pence-diana, also the biggest stronghold of the Klan (which even sucked in lots of Hoosier Quakers) in its last big heyday, before this current one. (Could there be a connection between then & now? Do they make Square Donuts in Richmond?) Might even linger there awhile.
Now, I know some of you liberal crybabies are gonna be complaining — what about all the nice liberals trapped here and there along this route? Do they have to suffer too?
Look: just shut your pie holes and re-read the Book of Job; it’s all in there. (Or you could take Jerry Falwell, Jr.’s online course about it.)
But don’t make me explain anymore, or I’ll start tinkering with Jose.”