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Okay — I can believe Santos didn’t perform “45 minutes ago.” But on his way to Congress, it was one long costume performance, and a total drag. I can’t wait to see his version of the Orange Jump Suit Perp Walk Two-Step. (Now, how do you say that in Portugese?)
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Hey, I watched two rising impresarios and their traveling animal show . . .
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The remnants of Ex-Hurricane (now Tropical Depression) Nicole are passing by. How do we know this? Here are clues:
1. 9:45 AM, the radio squeals its alarming BEEP!” And do we have a basement? No.
2. 10:15 AM: Sunshine, and our Cosmos blooms have cutesy raindrops on the stems.
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