Category Archives: Humor

Cartoons — No Politics

Very Sound advice, even if he wasn’t packing heat . . .

 

 

 

But Grandpa had his suspicions even then .. .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i’m strapped for cash, but I can trade you a stash of plastic straws . . .

Hey, I’m short on cash, but I can swap you a stash of plastic straws,in the original wrappers . . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keep saving up for that first charger, buddy . .

 

Quaker Chuckles – This Week We’re Going to Need Them . . .

On the Road to Perdition?

A Friend who had joined Quakers after leaving a Calvinist church  was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign by a gas station, hit his car broadside and he was knocked out cold.

Passersby pulled him from the wreck, laid him on the sidewalk, and revived him. But after opening his eyes, the Friend began to struggle wildly. He had to be tranquilized by the paramedics.

Later, in the hospital, they asked him why he had put up so much resistance.

The Friend said, “I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab below a huge flashing ‘Shell’ sign… And somebody was standing in front of the ‘S'”.

The Scoop on Moses

Returning from First Day School one morning, a Quaker lad was asked by his mother, “What did thee learn in class today, son?”

“Well,” said the boy, “teacher told us about Moses crossing the Red Sea with the Children of Israel when the Egyptian army was after them.” Continue reading Quaker Chuckles – This Week We’re Going to Need Them . . .

Quaker Chuckle – 09/20/2022

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. She decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So She called one of Her angels and sent the angel to Earth for a closer look.

When he returned, he told God, “Yes, it is pretty bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.”

God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.” So God called another angel and sent her to Earth to investigate.

When that angel returned she went to God and said, “Yes, it’s true, the Earth is in terrible shape; 95% are misbehaving, and only 5% are being good.”

God was not pleased. So She decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because She wanted to encourage them, give them a little something, to help them keep going.

Do you know what the E-mail said . . . ?

 

. . . Just wondering, I didn’t get one either.

Cartoons — No Royalty, No overt politics . . .

[NOTE: It’s been a dry summer for cartoons in the New Yorker. The current issue is better. But it’s a very tough time for humorists.]


Next it will be kale . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What balance?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The new abnormal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There were originally 20, but half got borrowed by a blogger .. .

 

 

 

A Quaker Chuckle

 

A woman in gray, wearing a bonnet, was pulled over by a state trooper after a high-speed chase.

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to thee, but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it after 4 convictions for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?

Woman: Oh, I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car. Continue reading A Quaker Chuckle