[NOTE: No wonder D. C. is in such a terrible mess! This is clearly a job for the spotlight-shunning Friendly Homeland Security Emergency Rescue Team. Sound the Silent Alarms!]
{UPDATE: The following article is not a spoof; as far as we know.]

Welcome to POLITICO’s West Wing Playbook , your guide to the people and power centers in the Biden administration . . . .
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