Well, DJT needed to get some new kicks,
So off to DC he rode, all the problems there to fix.
Like, way too much talking about the Epstein case:
His diversions kept blowing back in his face.
So let’s see — will a cosplay “invasion” be a
sideshow that now sticks??

 

 

So Maxwell looks like she’s close to a pardon,
Cozy in her kinder/gentler pokey like a garden.
Now what kind of tall tale did she spin for this bonus?
To relieve 47 of the Epstein rapes’ onus?
Dunno. But if this co-rapist is sprung, public outrage will harden.

 

The Big Killer Bill Doesn’t Even Try To Fudge it:
It Gives Masked ICE Kidnappers TRIPLE Their Budget.
Plus Billions to Make Concentration Camps Balloon,
So Raiders Can Come to YOUR Neighborhood SOON.

Comes now the turn of the House to ride
Upon the Cruelty Wheel,
To raise their hand and vote to rip and snatch and tear and steal
healthcare and food from 11 millions, real.

Then hurry to build an alligator jail,
That Putin himself will envy, no bail,
Facing Florida sun and the hurricane’s gale.

Their citizen’s birthright torn away,
By masked kidnappers running rampant today.

Who in the House will break free and say,
“This wheel stops now, and this bill we shall slay!”
And give these huddled masses a rightful place to stay.

House members! It is time for you to reclaim your powers,
And forge in these days , yes, “your finest hours.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m trying hard to muster a twinge of warmth for Thom T.,
But years of MAGA hackery just won’t set me free:
Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth & Kash Patel too,
Plus RFK Jr. — all were okay with you??
Then there was Ketamine Elon,
And —good god — Russell Vought!
Plus Tulsi the Gabbard—
NOW you decide it’s too hot??

Well, just vote right a few times, sir,
then, please go, and let us be, sir.

 

It isn’t easy finding a rhyme for “parliamentarian,”
But maybe we could ask if she’s really Rastafarian.
Or a covert Democrat shill,
Chopping up their nasty Death bill,
Which is good. But this week she might rather
just be a librarian.

Will our protests just be drops in a bucket?
The Big Ugly — is there no way we can duck it?
As they said, “down there in the sticks,
They’ll get over it, once we’re done with our tricks.”
But what if we REMEMBER this
                  GOP-made Fluster-CluckIt?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thom Tillis was seen in D. C. today, with fire in his hair,
Crying that the Big Ugly’s Medicaid cuts
“Will be our Obamacare!!
They’ll slaughter us in the midterms,
We’ll end up full of RFK brain worms,
Scratching measles in search of intensive care!!”

PS. Relief of symptoms, you’ll get your fill,
As soon as you wake up and KILL THIS DEATH BILL.

A Congresswoman, a Senator, a mayor zipped too:
And a big city comptroller. Now what did they do?
By ICE they were busted, no warrants were shown.
They were DOING THEIR JOBS; and they’re not alone.
Is compassion a crime, in the U. S. today?
When WILL Congress stand up and stop it  —
and start earning their pay?

 

A MAGA Senator name of Thom Tillis,
Has new loads of baloney & he’s trying to fill us
With BS about fixing that Huge Ugly Bill,
When the only right thing for that bill is a kill,
Whack it ALL quick & bloodless, then Tillis can re-bill us.