The first Time, this was a Spoof. This Second Time, It Could Be a Preview . . .

My sources are tireless . . . .

Imagine the Feds this past Monday morning, sweating in their suits and ties, but with rubber gloves up to the elbows, hands thrust deep in each of the Mar’s 477 (gold-plated?) toilets, searching fearlessly, searching relentlessly, thanking god no selfies were allowed, and no alligators have been seen nearby for a couple of weeks.

But the G-Mens’ –or G-persons’ — thoroughness paid off. . . .

And the implications of their find, as they unroll, are sure to be historic, once they dry out and if need be are deodorized.

But a source who insisted on anonymity leaked this sample. (The White House declined comment.) Our analysts are still poring over it.

 

We can’t wait to see more; especially the real stuff.

UPDATE: We won’t get to see the retrieved documents; no clearance, no fooling. But Reporters have seen the official list, and it’s a BOMBshell. More on that in another new post (NOT a spoof!)

2 thoughts on “The first Time, this was a Spoof. This Second Time, It Could Be a Preview . . .”

  1. Hard to believe anyone could have seen January 6th asnd not knoe there is something very wrong with Donald Trump. VERY WRONG

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