The first Time, this was a Spoof. This Second Time, It Could Be a Preview . . .

My sources are tireless . . . .

Imagine the Feds this past Monday morning, search warrant in a back pocket, sweating in their suits and ties, but with rubber gloves up to the elbows, hands thrust deep in each of the Mar’s 477 (gold-plated?) toilets, searching fearlessly, searching relentlessly, thanking god no selfies were allowed, and no alligators have been seen nearby for a couple of weeks.

But the G-Mens’ –or G-persons’ — thoroughness paid off. . . .

And the implications of their find, as they unroll, are sure to be historic, once they dry out and if need be are deodorized.

But a source who insisted on anonymity leaked this sample. (The White House declined comment.) Our analysts are still poring over it.

We can’t wait to see more; especially the real stuff.

UPDATE: We won’t get to see the retrieved documents; no clearance, no fooling. But Reporters have seen the official list, and it’s a BOMBshell. More on that in another new post (NOT a spoof!)