Hey, I watched two rising impresarios and their traveling animal show . . .
Then I never really got the hang of Twitter; not sorry now.
And here’s one for Nostalgia Buffs: When Liz Truss became the UK prime minister, a media bloke bought a head of lettuce & bet it would outlast Truss’s time in office; which it did.
U. S. Update: Michael Beschloss is a noted American political historian. He’s now bought a head of lettuce, wagering it will outlast Rep. Kevin McCarthy’s quest to become Speaker of the U. S. House of Representatives. As of Tuesday night, the lettuce is in the lead.
But how do we know if it will romaine a-head? I’d take a leaf from the Brits, then gallop to the ranch to dress it up, and teach it to whistle a tune-a. . . .
But so you don’t conclude I’m a bit cracked, or my brain is fried . . .
Finally, here’s my one literary resolution for 2023: this time for sure, boss . . . No really . . .
