Real headline, major paper: Okay — I can believe Santos didn’t perform “45 minutes ago.” But on his way to Congress, it was one long costume performance, and a total drag. I can’t wait to see his version of the Orange Jump Suit Perp Walk Two-Step. (Now, how do you say that in Portugese?)
Pulitzer Prize-winning national columnist Leonard Pitts Jr. is retiring and wrote his final column Tuesday. “Time flew, didn’t it? Now, it’s time for me to fly off, too.”
The remnants of Ex-Hurricane (now Tropical Depression) Nicole are passing by. How do we know this? Here are clues: 1. 9:45 AM, the radio squeals its alarming BEEP!” And do we have a basement? No. 2. 10:15 AM: Sunshine, and our Cosmos blooms have cutesy raindrops on the stems.
