Scamtown races

[With Apologies to Stephen Foster]

The Scamtown Trumpers sing this song
Doo-Dah, doo-dah
Our Scamtown race will be eight years long,
Dum-Dee-Doo-Dah-Day!
We’ll get the best tax immunity scam,
Doo-Dah, doo-dah
IRS can’t touch us cuz of our old man
Dum-Dee-Doo-Dah-Day!

Oh yeah, we’ll cheat all night, you bet we’ll grift all day
They won’t impeach him, cuz he owns them all,
Our whole gang will get away!

Some say the midterms will cut us short,
Doo-Dah, doo-dah,
But his ICE boys will them abort,
Dum-Dee-Doo-Dah-Day!.
They’ll vote they think for some big change,
Doo-Dah, doo-dah,
But the count will end the way we arrange . . .
Dum-Dee-Doo-Dah-Day!

And it’s crypto cons all night, sell pardons all the day.
Todd Blanche wrote it ‘for us cuz he loves him so,
Wouldn’t have him any other way . . . .

A few brave senators could stop him cold
Doo-Dah, doo-dah,
But some are too scared and others too old,
Dum-Dee-Doo-Dah-Day!

Some will strut all night, but then cave in all day,
They could save their country with a simple vote,
— And what more can I say?